Some people collect figurines or art. The thing I collect most is well, to be honest, dust. But after that, I collect these funny sayings that I keep around my house. Many of them I have gotten as gifts from my children… sort of says something, doesn’t it? 🙂
- Ever stop to think and forget to start again? (This was a Christmas gift from my daughter. She knows me!)
- Love may make the world go ‘round, but it’s not a substitute for sleep
- When life hands you lemons, make a lemon drop martini
- “I’m not offended by dumb blond jokes. I know that I’m not dumb. I also know that I’m not blond.” Dolly Parton
- Good friends are like bras, supportive, never leave you hanging, make you look good, and always close to your heart
- I only have a kitchen because it came with the house
- “I wish our family could stop trying to pretend we’re normal.” Trever Graves, age 10
- If it’s not one thing, it’s your mother
- Martha Stewart doesn’t live here
- The only thing I make for dinner is reservations
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